The Successor To The Beast

The reason I got into politics was because I was born of a time when a devil in a wig was running the country and all anyone [except those who lives atop mountains of sacks of cash in solid gold houses] wanted to do was go back to the darker days of the 13 century, point their finger and cry "WITCH!" and have the whole thing over and burnt with.

Thankfully we are now beyond those years. Whilst I have some sympathy for the miners of the time [the SWP thoroughly knocking the majority of it out of me with week-by-week wank-fests of Arthur Scargill's brave life story. Of how he was born from pure joy and star dust and came to earth riding the back of a clam pulled by sea-horses from a galaxy far, far away. To slay the English dragon that was terrorising the natives of the 80's and was kind and friendly and never once did any wrong [Of course we now know this to be untrue. She's a vampire, not a dragon]], I can thankfully say that ultimately those days are gone and I don't give a flying 'in-out' about the Thatcher-ite years because quite blatantly her legacy lives on today in her ideology-produced spawn. THIS spawn:

"Hmm . . . Fresh Meat!"

But even Thatcher herself would weep herself to sleep every night in horror at his latest atrocity . . .

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-hari-for-sale--camerons-green-credentials-2177929.html

My favourite snippet being this juicy nugget:

"Not every buyer will cut them down, but some will. Why do the Tories think timber companies want to buy them – to abandon the work they do in every other country on earth and become druids? Confronted with this point, the Government admits there is a "possibility of established forest being bought by energy companies who would proceed to chip it all for energy recovery" – and then swiftly insists there is nothing to worry about."

I've seen less shit spewing out from an explosion in a sewage plant

"He's Like A Natural Disaster"