Monday, 1 August 2011

By The Almighty Angels of Bile and Fury!

Estate Agents are the scum of the Earth.

Not good enough to be 'filth' - they are the purest level of degradation and putrid slime imaginable to our plane of reality. The dregs of the ocean of filth that is our world.

I. HATE. ESTATE AGENTS.

Not content with f*cking up the economy between themselves and bankers [whom took all the stick for essentially trusting the property market, entrusted by Estate Agents, to meet it's target market of selling people houses] by driving the greed of the middle class home owners up so high they were starting to consider how Heaven has a lovely view of the park, close to Marks and Spencers and cant be worth more then what they were paying now on their third home. Now the c*nts wont stop until every house in the country is so massively over-priced the only people who can afford to buy are house are estate agents, and bankers, of course.

Of course it's not JUST the fault of Estate Agents, lets not forget the home owners whom decided that one property is just not enough - Landlords.

I. HATE. LANDLORDS.

That's right - I'm looking at you, you smug arrogant f*ckers. And when the time is right  . . . I'm COMING for you!

I have had a TERRIBLE week.

To say I'm a bit worked-up is like saying Hitler was a bit of a radical or the Green Lantern film was 'not as good as it could have been' [cue simultaneous explosions of riots from fan-boys the world over]. I am so tense I could grind up steel with my teeth. I am vomiting such hate that Gordon "F*cking" Ramsey F*CKING BLUSHED!

If I wasn't white, I'd had a f*cking Nigga moment by now!


I cannot truly express my utter bile-spewing, blood vessel bursting fury in text form alone - that is impossible, like the Daily Mirror having a valid and well thought-out article on immigration or government foreign policy not pussy-footing around the fact that Africa could be an economically stable cash-cow of a country if only they bitch-slapped all the f*cking dictators and stomped down on rouge militia instead of guilt tripping our citizens into wasting money via charitys flying over food packages and vaccinating twentieth of the population from a disease that will inevitably mutate and spread creating a wave of white middle-class women to flood in droves over to the country to re-vaccinate the population, thus creating and cycle of death and profit for the travel and pharmaceutical consortiums!

In less then one week I will have lost almost everything that I have built in my life to date. I will be homeless and I will be completely penniless. Nothing left. At all!

All thanks to my greedy son-of-a-bitch ex-boss bankrupting the company I've loved and wanted to work for since childhood.  No sooner then I had put a deposit down for a house I cannot afford without being paid, otherwise I might spend the next half a year paying out of my own pocket for a home even the moths in my wallet have moved out conditions are so dire, greedy son-of-a-bitch house owners whom don't let people whom are currently out of work live in their houses for fear of bringing down the value or smearing their common-class faeces over all the surfaces and carpets and those whom have jobs not giving one ounce of a shit so that I can have a life worth living.

Sort of wish the last 6 months had never happened.

BAH. Humbug!

1 comment:

  1. Well… that’s some bullshit right there haha almost don’t wanna comment and bring it back up for you but I also must bookmark my progress hahahaha

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