The events of the world are moving much too fast. The internet, television, radio, bloggers and other such self righteous organisations that see fit to ruin the lives of everyone else by reminding us every waking second of the day that we live in a world of utter despair to the point where we all commit mass suicide are to blame!
Soon the world itself will be unable to keep up with the fast pace nature of our lives and increase it's spin to compensate for it's failings, sending us all on an ever increasing spiral of destruction as chronic nausea, uncontrollable loss of balance, birds flying backwards and the young and elderly too slow to grasp the nearest fixed object are suddenly being snatched from the grips of gravity and flung off into space fuel the sensationalist hungry press of the world, feeding the problem of the Earth's feelings of inadequacy in a vicious cycle until the planet itself fires itself off its own axis around the sun and we shoot off into deepest space. Projectile vomiting all the way to Pluto and beyond.
There is no escape!
I would actually watch this disaster movie not gonna lie hahaha
ReplyDeleteIn fact it fits right in with my suspicion that the guy who invented the vacuum cord mechanism is secretly consulted by every politician and public figure in the world because he created the most efficient and deadly system of retraction known to man… they could put a rig on the moon that’s a giant scaled up version with foot pedal button like on a vacuum via robot and a giant cable and just yank things off the planet rather than waste their time with rockets. Same guy who invented the retractable tape measure ✌🏻
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