Thursday, 7 March 2013

The Barbra Streisand Effect

An hour or so ago it was brought to my attention that Kanye West has pleaded with the internet to have all images of himself wearing a black leather kilt removed from the world wide network. What Kanye has completely failed to grasp is that this is the INTERNET and on the INTERNET no one can stop what gets started. No one gets to say what goes on in the INTERNET and no one gets away with ANYTHING.

"What is seen cannot be unseen." - Anon on the internet.

In fact any person or company trying to stop anything from spreading on the internet encourages what is now known as the 'Barbra Streisand' effect. So in the spirit of such, here is my contribution to that legacy. God bless you, Barbra!
Because FUCK YOU Kanye West!
You are a complete arsehole. A super douche. A mega-prick of epic proportions who is way too full of himself and never shuts his god-damned splutter-hole and deserves everything his receives.

In fact, lets make a drinking game about this! Every time Kanye West says some thing stupid, contradictory to reality or hypocritical you take a drink*.

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* After putting this up I received no less then four angry phone calls from partners of friends who've all taken what I wrote literally and delved into alcohol induced comas. So . . .

WARNING: Have the emergency services on SPEED DIAL.

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